if we’re mutually following each other i’m going to go between two extremes:
- replying to your text posts like we’re best friends when we’re not
- acting like i don’t know you exist because i don’t want you to think i’m coming on too strong
both of these things mean i want to be your friend i am just socially awkward as hell
there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
when you feel the first cramp
Incredible. Its begun already
Bubbles, Blossom and Buttercup!
peaches, check it out
yes i have job experience
In Australia, “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing
Also “it’s just up the road” and “it’s just down the road”
It means the same everywhere else too; you ain’t special. Sit down.
The importance of sex education.