clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
October 21st, 2014199882reblog

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

October 21st, 2014143218reblog

cyberjock:

*watches 1 episode of anime*

ah yes now i can reblog it

October 21st, 20144898reblog

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

October 21st, 2014361867reblog

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

October 21st, 2014475791reblog

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

October 21st, 201493316reblog
Anonymous said: ok but seriously you're like super amazing

aww really?image

THANKS HUN!

image

October 21st, 20140reblog
#ask #anon #Anonymous #emoji #ily anon

ghostruto:

who the hell lets this stuff go to print 

October 21st, 201413996reblog
#hahahhahaha #manga

phoneus:

*clicks on someones theme, they have a tiny fucking cursor*

what the fuck *wiggles tiny baby cursor around* what

October 21st, 201438015reblog

problackgirl:

i just immediately stan any successful dark skinned woman bcs you know her come up was at least 30 times harder than everyone else

October 21st, 20143319reblog

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

October 21st, 2014137626reblog

xxxshakespearexxx:

The Empress of China 武则天 Wu Zetian

Fan Bing Bing 范冰冰 @ Aarif 李治廷

http://www.ancientchinese.net/index.php?topic=1129.0

October 20th, 201411699reblog
#China
❝ It ain’t no joke ❞
- how one may describe something difficult/challenging or underestimated. i.e. “Them haberno mango wings at BWW, them ain’t no joke.’
October 20th, 2014259reblog
#q

lonelygiraffe17:

Trusting people is becoming hard

Keeping my grades up is becoming hard

Feeling pretty is becoming hard

Thinking happy thoughts is becoming hard

Doing work is becoming hard

Maintaining a friendship is becoming hard

Doing everything is becoming hard and I don’t like it

October 20th, 2014324447reblog

faramihr:

This is a PSA to ANY of my followers.

YOU CAN TAG ME IN STUFF.

YOU’RE NOT ANNOYING ME.

SEEING STUFF IN MY TAG.

MAKES MY DAY.

LIKE SERIOUSLY.

YOU THOUGHT OF ME. 

YOU INCLUDED ME IN YOUR POST.

YOU WANTED ME TO SEE SOMETHING.

BLESS YOUR SWEET SOUL.

BLESS.

YOUR.

SOUL.

October 20th, 2014139777reblog